clientsfromhell:

Client:  (via email) Wondering if this link is available and active.

I click the link. It takes me to the page, which is working and functional.

Me: Yes, this link is both available and active.

Client: Great, thanks for checking that.

Me internally: Did you seriously just SEND ME AN EMAIL to ask me to click a link for you?

clientsfromhell:

Picking colors from the color picker in Photoshop with a client looking over my shoulder:

Client: I want a sapphire blue, I don’t know if your software has that blue, just type in sapphire and let’s see…

Me: …

Later, when we did find a color the client liked.

Client: I was thinking I want to name it Cat’s Eye, but you know what we could do? We could spell it with a K to make it more original! You know? Wouldn’t that be cool?

I’m pretty sure the client thinks we invented the color.